NO ASSH$#%S | Custom Hospitality & Senior Living Furniture

“The ‘NO ASSH$#%S™‘ rule? It’s not just a tagline. It’s how they treat every project, every partner, every time."

David Shove-Brown
PARTNER, //3877

“Samuelson’s products feel genuinely innovative and forward-thinking. Features like sound-integrated rocking chairs show they’re thinking differently about what furniture can do.”

Bethany Williams
INTERIOR DESIGNER, HD+S

“Their engineering capabilities and creative approach really stand out; the science behind their products makes a compelling story for both designers and clients."

Kristina Reagan
INTERIOR DESIGNER, HD+S

SAMUELSON FURNITURE: ONLY GOOD VIBES AND GREAT FURNITURE

CHECK IN.
STAND OUT.

Your lobby. Your bar. Your rooms. We craft custom furniture that turns heads and stands up to whatever guests throw at it—literally and figuratively—without compromising style or durability.

MORE THAN FURNITURE;
DAILY SUPPORT IN DISGUISE.

Design that supports dignity, comfort, and beauty; because aging well deserves style and ingenious functionality. We understand the codes, the constraints, and how to keep it looking damn good.

Tell us a bit about your next project and we’ll tell you how we can help.

Built by generations. Grounded in respect.